SELF QUARANTINE PUNDEMIC

SELF QUARANTINE PUNDEMIC

Librarians now practicing shelf quarantine. 

Air Force pilots ordered to implement stealth quarantine.

Billionaires likely to embrace wealth quarantine.

Fisherman netted unwilling in smelt quarantine.

Crafters, dragged kicking and screaming into felt quarantine.

Did you hear the one about the short order cook who had to practice patty melt quarantine?

A small group of asteroids freely orbiting a distant sun is a careening belt quarantine.

Bondage experts begrudge a few weeks of welt quarantine.

The pundemic levels. At home we sip Ovaltine.