RULES FOR FUNERALS

Rules For Funerals
[a cartoon I drew at Planet Sub, with writing so illegible I had to turn it into a poem just in case]

Went to bed early last night
after I watched my man "Jack Taylor" on TV.
Didn't eat a great dinner
(bean and cheese burritos x 2)

Today I panicked that I'd left the dogs outside!
No way in hell I'd've done THAT.

I think I was worried about other things
like a funeral next week--
death of a loved one.

Will I act right at the funeral?
(Fear of Crying, by I.M. Tuff)

Rules for funerals:
DO blah blah blah blah blah
DON'T blah blah blah blah
DO blah blah blah blah
DON'T blah blah blah